Mike has a Master's Degree in Science
Mike: I did prove it. I conducted a scientific study.
Anna: Oh really? What was your source population?
Mike: The entire human race, except for you and me.
Anna: I see. What was your exposure of interest?
Anna: And what was your outcome of interest?
Mike: That I am right.
Anna: Intriguing. And what kind of data analysis did you use?
Mike: The red kind.
Anna: And what were your p values?
Mike: What are p values?
Anna: [explains p values]
Mike: My p value was zero.
Anna: Great study. I'm totally convinced.
Mike: Good, cause I'm publishing.
At this, of course, he made the international sign for publishing and circled his own nipple with his finger. The origin of the international sign involves Jeff's nipples, therefore I will bow out of explaining it.
- Posted by Jeff'y at November 30, 2005 6:37 AM | Permanent Link to this Comment
- Posted by Rich at November 30, 2005 9:37 AM | Permanent Link to this Comment
- Posted by aliya seen at June 28, 2016 11:23 AM | Permanent Link to this Comment
Sometimes it involves the nipples of others, too, if that's helpful.
I thought google had the international publishing trademark. You learn something new every day.
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