Looking Crazy Right in the Eye

Ron Artest has been traded to the Kings, which is good news for both the team and me. Because instead of Sacramento quietly swirling the drain it will go down in a blaze of batshit glory. I'm excited to be along for the ride. The Kings return from their current trip on Tuesday, and I'm already feeling the queasy anticipation of something completely fucking insane happening right in front of me. I'm not looking forward to having beer dumped on my work clothes, but I think this will be a pretty interesting couple of weeks.