Am I Missing Something? Or is SJ Parker?
You know how in memoirs and fiction of the Second World War there's always one guy that can get anything for you on the black market? Well that's Michael with websites. I don't know where he gets them. Today he showed me AwfulPlasticSurgery.com, a site devoted to criticism of the UN millenium goals, with helpful links to exegeses of Walter Benjamin's later work. Made you look.
The site runs photos like these of Sarah Jessica Parker in 1994 and 2001, looking exactly the same save for a net flattening of hair, and says "See, see! The bridge of her nose is narrower!" No, it isn't. At all.
Then there's Jennifer Lopez. I don't know Lopez personally, but I'd say it's pretty obvious that various parts of her anatomy have been sucked out and turned into soap since she made Selena, and that while I wouldn't presume to tell a stranger what to do with her tuchus, I think it's kind of sad. The surgery, I mean. Though also the tuchus now. But anyway, Mssrs. Awful Plastic Surgery are running then and now headshots of Lopez, because they are convinced that she has had 1) a nose job and 2) a lip reduction. Then they congratulate themselves on their detective work and Lopez on her subtlety.
Sometimes I wonder if capitalism is worth it.
The site runs photos like these of Sarah Jessica Parker in 1994 and 2001, looking exactly the same save for a net flattening of hair, and says "See, see! The bridge of her nose is narrower!" No, it isn't. At all.
Then there's Jennifer Lopez. I don't know Lopez personally, but I'd say it's pretty obvious that various parts of her anatomy have been sucked out and turned into soap since she made Selena, and that while I wouldn't presume to tell a stranger what to do with her tuchus, I think it's kind of sad. The surgery, I mean. Though also the tuchus now. But anyway, Mssrs. Awful Plastic Surgery are running then and now headshots of Lopez, because they are convinced that she has had 1) a nose job and 2) a lip reduction. Then they congratulate themselves on their detective work and Lopez on her subtlety.
Sometimes I wonder if capitalism is worth it.
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