Alien Bunting

According to news reports, Maggie Gyllenhall and Peter Sarsgaard are going to have a baby. Those news reports fail to answer the question on everyone's mind, a baby what? We're talking more about Sarsgaard here, who is terrifying about 100 percent of the time. I'm still not actually convinced that he and Chloe Sevingy are not the same person.

On a related note, we watched Jarhead tonight, starring that unfortunate kid's father and uncle. In his last two movies, Jake Gyllenhall has played a cowboy and a marine. The consensus on our couch is that someone is overcompensating. Anna says it's not working.

Anyway, congrats to the expectant parents.