This is what Happens, Larry

Dara and I ate lunch in the sun today. I had my sun gear: hat (check), shades (check), water (check). Can you tell from this picture what I forgot? Funny, I didn't feel like I was burning. I unearthed a swimsuit I haven't worn since the Clinton administration to demonstrate the vivid contrast between the skin that was under my shirt and the skin that was out of it. I trust you're all enjoying the high-quality self-posed photography, too.