How married life works
Anna and I have agreed that, should the prospect ever arise, we will engage in a partner swap with John Kerry and Teresa Heinz Kerry. This is the only adultery clause built into our marriage, and only applies if we both get a Kerry.
On my end, I think the attraction is clear. With her accent and her attitude, Teresa is obviously the hottest woman in politics today (sorry Gov. Granholm(thanks to Nick for the better picture)). Anna believes that John Kerry is the man for our generation. While her mother would have slept with Clinton with or without her husband's support, Anna imagines coitus with a sex addict to be a joyless prospect, and not worth crafting an adultery clause. Kerry's virility and fine performance under pressure give the impression of a man who, she says, "gets the job done." Also, luckily for me, she has a thing for big noses.
On my end, I think the attraction is clear. With her accent and her attitude, Teresa is obviously the hottest woman in politics today (sorry Gov. Granholm(thanks to Nick for the better picture)). Anna believes that John Kerry is the man for our generation. While her mother would have slept with Clinton with or without her husband's support, Anna imagines coitus with a sex addict to be a joyless prospect, and not worth crafting an adultery clause. Kerry's virility and fine performance under pressure give the impression of a man who, she says, "gets the job done." Also, luckily for me, she has a thing for big noses.
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Jeff'y at October 13, 2004 9:42 PM |
Permanent Link to this Comment - Posted by Rich at October 19, 2004 2:29 AM |
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I was just going to say that I couldn't think of any scenario under which that prospect might arise, but then I just thought of one. Needless to say, it's really kinky.
Adele says I have a big nose. Swap?
