Who won? Who Puts their Divorce in the Paper? Edition

In the Times' occasional series of catching up with couples featured in the "Vows" column, Sunday we learned about two people who got married in 1996 and split up on Christmas Eve of 2000. On the scale of cries for attention this ranks just below appearing on "Fear Factor" and agreeing to be interviewed by "The Daily Show." Also someone named Hairy Tongue (written phonetically) got married. He happens to be the ex-boyfriend of a hot family friend of Anna's. He was this week's tie, if he had bagged Nola, the aforementioned family friend, he would most definitely have won.

23 January 2005
Gay Couples with Clear Winner: 0 of 0
Straight Couples with Clear Winner: 4 of 6
Men: 4
Women: 1
Ties: 1
Disputed Results: 1

Year to Date
Gay Couples with Clear Winner: 2 of 2
Straight Couples with Clear Winner: 19 of 26
Men: 17
Women: 3
Ties: 3
Disputed Results: 4