Who Won? Breaking News Edition

Overheard in the pressroom today as a reporter flipped through the channels looking for ESPN: "Hey everyone, did you hear that the Pope died?" Not much to do with marriages, but the style section was a waste of a good trees today.

3 April 2005
Gay Couples with Clear Winner: 0 of 0
Straight Couples with Clear Winner: 11 of 12
Men: 7
Women: 4
Ties: 0
Disputed Results: 1

Year to Date
Gay Couples with Clear Winner: 4 of 6
Ties: 2
Disputed Results: 0
Straight Couples with Clear Winner: 79 of 93
Men: 50
Women: 29
Ties: 7
Disputed Results: 7