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Sunday, May 22, 2005

And Speaking of Chapped Asses

Before The Interpreter came a preview for a quaint little movie called The Perfect Man, which, from I can tell, involves Young Republican Hillary Duff sending love letters to her mom, played by Heather Locklear, to get her to shack up with someone in New York instead of continuing to move the family around the country.

Anyway Duff was billed before Locklear in the credits, which is a letdown of epic proportions. In fact, it guarantees I won't see the movie. Hillary Duff was 11 when Carman 11 started watching Locklear on Melrose Place. Can you believe that? Also, Chris Noth is apparently in danger of starving to death because he's in the movie, and he's listed third. I guess Sarah Jessica Parker really did pocket all the cash from Sex and the City.

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