Trying to Stay off the Sex Offender List

I fly tomorrow for a football game.

Two weeks ago, I nearly had an embarrassing moment at the security checkpoint. I was wearing a belt and took it off to slide through the X-Ray machine. But then I caught myself, as if by reflex, starting to unzip my pants too. It was a frightening moment, and I don't actually know what mechanism in my brain made me do it. But you can bet I'll be thinking hard about that when I ride the escalator up tomorrow.