Public Health School of Rock

Maybe your spouse is also in school. Congratulations.

But does your spouse also bring home color signs that read "Cooked FECES cannot hurt you but raw or undercooked FECES can kill you!!"? The sign also includes skulls and crossbones. This is, in fact, someone named Pong's first axiom. This is also a good indication that I am not mature enough to attend public health school.