Me Hunt Game, no Time for Woman's Chit Chat. You Explain Chit Chat to me.

I received a cryptic e-mail from Mike today, reading, "Just had a strange exchange with Larry the Associate [job deleted], who told me I was a very attractive man."

This was presumably a comment on Mike's new haircut. I later learned that Mike responded, "Thank you. That means a lot coming from you." Then, I guess, he fired off an email to me.

Being a man must be absolutely exhausting.