Big Dog, Little Dog

Dara encouraged me to find out what breed of dog I am, via this online quiz (I think you have to give them your email address so that they can spam you). Anyway, the results told me I was a German Shepherd. I was very excited, and spent at least two minutes trying to think of a way to work that onto my resume. I made Mike take the quiz as soon as I got home, and he took it personally when the quiz classified him as a Scottie. We sometimes refer to being smart as "being a German Shepherd," so now whenever Mike stubs his toe or forgets something he groans "I'm such a Scottie."