Brain-hanging for Kerry

In an effort to win the election by any means necessary, the GOP is dispatching people to polling places in Ohio to challenge voters as they attempt to cast ballots, presumably for Senator Kerry.

I believe the Democrats must answer this with an equally audacious tactic, recruiting groups of people to track down these vote challengers and hang brain on them. For those of you not familiar with the term "hanging brain," it involves rubbing your scrotum on things, especially foreheads.

Voter intimidation is the worst sin in American politics and someone needs to do something.