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Thursday, April 28, 2005

Posted by Anonymous at 5:03 PM | Permanent Link to this Post


Ron Mexico

A few days ago, we posted about the NFL's decision to ban the name "Ron Mexico" from official replica jerseys because of Michael Vick's alleged proclivity for spreading herpes under an assumed name. Anyway, the enterprising folks on the Internet (actually a college student from Finland) decided to help everyone find their perfect pseudonym (nom d'amour?) as the case may be.

Yours Truly,
Raymond Ecuador

3 Comment(s):

  •   Posted by Blogger Form at April 28, 2005 9:09 PM | Permanent Link to this Comment

    • Can we set up a webpage to host a contest where people try to guess the inevitable line on the next Ludacriss album that rhymes with "Ron Mexico?"

    "Drafted number #1, can scramble or throw...
    Scoring all over the A.L.T. like I'm Ron Mexico!"

    --Nikko Sierra Leone

  •   Posted by Blogger Unknown at April 28, 2005 9:44 PM | Permanent Link to this Comment

    • If you had used "Dave," you would have been Big Boy Spain, which might have gone better with your post.

    Although your post was pretty brilliant as it was.

  •   Posted by Blogger Anna at April 28, 2005 11:12 PM | Permanent Link to this Comment

    • How about

    "Pumpin on your mama like I'm at Texaco

    Bitch is wide open and receiving like Plaxico

    Only 80 cents a gallon thanks to Ron Mexico."

    --Raquel Lebanon
    (the beauty part is, mine's actually plausible)

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