More from the Annals of Gallows Humor

Some friends of Sarah's parents have a small daughter who is going to summer camp for the first time this year. A few weeks ago the small daughter started to let comments fall like "Some people might be scared of camp." Her parents naturally assumed she was having some kind of separation anxiety about this upcoming life event, until one day she asked, "Can I go to the kind of camp where they don't shoot you in the face?"

Apparently she had heard that Dick Cheney was at a duck camp when the infamous accidental shooting occurred, and had extrapolated.