The Department of Homeland Security Cares about Nutrition
I am currently in Phoenix awaiting a connection to Denver.
At the gate next to mine they just made the following announcement: "Due to increased threat level, you may not bring liquids, creams (etc.) on the plane. If you have purchased a salad to eat on the plane, please dress it before you board."
Brilliant.
At the gate next to mine they just made the following announcement: "Due to increased threat level, you may not bring liquids, creams (etc.) on the plane. If you have purchased a salad to eat on the plane, please dress it before you board."
Brilliant.
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BrooklynDodger at September 03, 2006 7:22 AM |
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Queenie reports she was allowed to bring her caesar dressing aboard her last flight. Actually, while homeland security searched carry on bags on Fritz' last flight, they missed the mustard sauce for Fritz'chicken strips dinner. In both cases, the liquid has so many calories, it might be better to leave it behind.
Does cole slaw contain so much goop it should be treated as a liquid and confiscated?
How about homeland security inspection and seals of water bottles sold in the boarding area?
Fritz
