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Sunday, April 15, 2007

Bedside Manner for Boxers

Yesterday April took Quintus to the vet. She was concerned about two bumps that had formed around his hips. The doctor, who April informs me holds a Ph.D. in History from Yale in addition to her D.V.M., examined Quintus and pronounced the bumps benign. "It's nothing serious?" April asked. "No," said the doctor, "I think they're--" she leaned forward and whispered, "Love handles."

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