April Showers--Golden Showers

The other day I asked April to pass along for me an impromptu invitation to dinner. My request was that she warn Gigi and Mona that they would be squashed around my small kitchen table and that I would be feeding them a humble lentil soup. Not content with my message, April whipped up a nifty little e-vite. Only the subject read "Pee Soup at Chez Anna." Gigi declined.