Just When You Thought This Day Would at Least End Before Sucking Any Harder

WKCRA is reporting that someone in Roseville is poisoning puppies by throwing dog treats laced with rat poison (of a type no longer sold in stores) over their fences. However, I can't link you there because they don't update their website that often--probably because by the time KCRA3 Reports comes on, everyone in Sacramento, Yolo and Placer Counties is asleep except for me and the fucking fucking goddamn fucking sorority girls across the street. They never sleep.

I was about to delete the above to avoid AdSense stripping us of our ads, but then Mike said we should leave it and see if we get ads for Hot Sorority Girls. Now that I've said "stripping," we obviously will.