Overheard

Tonight Michael observed, "I think I have an unseemly interest in the size of Yao Ming's penis." (He briefly protested my sharing that comment with our readership on the grounds that it sounded racist out of context, but he eventually relented). Then he continued, "It's interesting how seldom you see NBA players naked. They really don't change in front of their lockers. Triple-A baseball on the other hand, they hug each other naked in front of us."