Memo to the Sportswriting Community

Yes, Tim Duncan and his team got spanked this week, twice, and hard. But that is no reason to go around saying Duncan has a small penis. Tim Duncan is a prince of a man, and a great player. It's just two games. Losing to him would be a great honor. In fact, if Tim Duncan and Drew Sharp were stranded with me on an island, I would kill and roast Sharp for Tim and me to eat. You should be ashamed of your overcompensating selves.

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