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Saturday, June 18, 2005

Memo to the Sportswriting Community

Yes, Tim Duncan and his team got spanked this week, twice, and hard. But that is no reason to go around saying Duncan has a small penis. Tim Duncan is a prince of a man, and a great player. It's just two games. Losing to him would be a great honor. In fact, if Tim Duncan and Drew Sharp were stranded with me on an island, I would kill and roast Sharp for Tim and me to eat. You should be ashamed of your overcompensating selves.

Considering the number of visitors we get through searches for "yao ming's penis" I can only imagine this post is going to boost our site traffic.

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